Chapter 8

Chapter 8: A hard landing

God: “Now that you have everything you need, I’ll be sending you off.”

Wincent: “How exactly am I going to be sent off?”

God: “Well that’s easy. I’ll just kick you off into the mortal plane, and I mean that literally.”

It was at that moment, that I realized that it was better to not have asked.

As I began hurtling down towards the ground, I begin to pass out from the g-forces exerted on my body.


Back in the land of the gods

God: “Wow, he is going down there fast, I wonder why he hasn’t deployed his parachute yet… Wait did i even give him one?”

The sound of Wincent screaming resounds through the land of the gods.

God: “Well, that’s a big problem. Ehh, I am too lazy to fix it, if he dies he’ll just respawn here anyway, no need for me to do anything.


Having landed on the ground, I find that almost all of the bones in my body have turned into dust. The pain I am currently feeling cannot be described with words and can only be described with yelling and countless bouts of swearing.

F**K F**K IT HURTS SO MUCH, OH F**K , WHY, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, MY ENTIRE BODY FEELS LIKE A LUMP OF GELATIN. I FEEL LIKE ALL MY BONES ARE BROKEN.

Although it would sound quite vulgar if one were to walk past me at this moment, that would only be in the instance where I could actually speak. Currently, while suffering from massive internal bleeding, my lungs have filled with blood, and all of my teeth are stuck in my throat.

As I am in a large crater as a pile of flesh, a pop-up window appears.

[Would you like to activate the player HUD]

[Yes]                                                      [No]

Due to not having any way to respond, the only option is to think extremely hard about it, and try to get yes selected.

After 5 minutes of training my mind powers, I have finally given up. Luckily, I have regained a single moving organ, which is my tongue!

All those times I tried to touch my nose with my tongue were not in vain as I can now maneuver my tongue to a great extent. With my tongue, I click the yes button and a Health bar, Mana bar, and stamina bar appear.

[HP: -100/100]

[MP: 0/0]

Stamina [0/100]

Level 1: [Exp 0/10]

As I look at the health value I am thoroughly shocked as it is in the negatives. Usually, this would mean that I would be dead already, but what am I doing still alive? While thinking this, a hin appears on my screen.

[You cannot die before leaving the spawn-point]

Well, that’s just great. Thank you for this great tip.

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